A sign!...

...that it might be time to convert. Away from this.

-Lick, actually off for the next 3 days!!!

Shocking...(Electrical Penis)

Meet one of the few (possibly) surviving members of the Darwin Awards winners!

Or at least, a serious runner up.

Click here...preferably not while you're at work.

And it's right again!

Rev. Lick's sexual nickname: "Throbbing Python of Love" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Yes, it still works...

Just Lick will go to jail for ... Making sweet love to a religious symbol 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Because "Rev. Lick" and "Pope Lick" and "Saint Lick" just weren't funny :)!

Yet another winner...

Jolly Roger will go to jail for ... Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Yeah, that sounds about right...

Rev. Lick -- [noun]: A perma-orgasm 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com