How To Avoid Leaving My House At 3:51 am

If you decide you're not going to call me, then don't call me back.
If you do decide to call me back, don't meet up with me that night.
If you do decide to go get drinks with me that night, don't just come over to my place first.
If you do decide to come over to my place first, then don't come back in at the end of the evening.
If you do decide to come in at the end of the evening, don't be surprised when you leave with a huge smile at 3:51am.

In other news, the house, a new shirt, and the Captian Morgan Tatoo (which is very good) have all been officially christened.