Wedding Reception Gangbang Rape Intervention
Well, this title should turn up some interesting search referrals...
So my friend Robyn was back in town this weekend for her sister's wedding, and I got drafted as the safety date. The selling point was the two greatest and most dangerous words in the English language: Open Bar. No problem, her family is kinda fun, though she is for several reasons un-dateable. We got to the reception, and one of her uncles started in with the "family shots", so before the bride has even shown up for dinner, most of the crew is on their way to being completely wasted. Again, par for the course.
Here's where it got weird. Her cousin "Maria" is 13 years old and well on her way to being a complete knock-out. The story/intervention as I heard it was that she'd run away from home two weeks before, and turned up beaten and had been gangraped by four different guys, the leader of which was 17 and had a tatoo saying "Never Satisfied" across his chest. This was the second time she'd run away. Unfortunately, the entire evening devolved into Robyn "intervening" with her cousin and me having to hear this story-verbatim-at least a dozen times. It's worth noting that certain aspects of the story are suspect, but that it's probable "Maria" is running with a Mexican gang called "CC Mob" and may be in to drugs already.
And this is a nice (if alcoholic) family with a big house out on the Island.
As it devolved naturally, the evening ended up with some people possibly mad at each other, with Robyn and her cute cousin Jennifer (that I failed to hook up with due solely to her being completely plastered since 7pm) being forced into a cab and driven home around 11pm.
It ended up being strange enough that I had to continue on downtown (hey, the suit was ruined already) to get a Guinness and get away from it all.
So my friend Robyn was back in town this weekend for her sister's wedding, and I got drafted as the safety date. The selling point was the two greatest and most dangerous words in the English language: Open Bar. No problem, her family is kinda fun, though she is for several reasons un-dateable. We got to the reception, and one of her uncles started in with the "family shots", so before the bride has even shown up for dinner, most of the crew is on their way to being completely wasted. Again, par for the course.
Here's where it got weird. Her cousin "Maria" is 13 years old and well on her way to being a complete knock-out. The story/intervention as I heard it was that she'd run away from home two weeks before, and turned up beaten and had been gangraped by four different guys, the leader of which was 17 and had a tatoo saying "Never Satisfied" across his chest. This was the second time she'd run away. Unfortunately, the entire evening devolved into Robyn "intervening" with her cousin and me having to hear this story-verbatim-at least a dozen times. It's worth noting that certain aspects of the story are suspect, but that it's probable "Maria" is running with a Mexican gang called "CC Mob" and may be in to drugs already.
And this is a nice (if alcoholic) family with a big house out on the Island.
As it devolved naturally, the evening ended up with some people possibly mad at each other, with Robyn and her cute cousin Jennifer (that I failed to hook up with due solely to her being completely plastered since 7pm) being forced into a cab and driven home around 11pm.
It ended up being strange enough that I had to continue on downtown (hey, the suit was ruined already) to get a Guinness and get away from it all.
posted by Rev. Lick at 10:30 PM
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