Bartender's Notes: Girls To Avoid 1

If she's at an open beer/wine bar-all the beer and wine you can drink, for free-and she instead is drinking martinis from the cash bar in the lobby, she is absolutely not worth the trouble. Even if you've got a lot of cash, you will one day walk in to find she's maxed out your credit cards and is fucking the pool boy.

-Note: Rev. Lick is indeed now a professional bartender, and has been for some time. Again. Only now it's legal and I get paid in cash :).