You Might Be A Regular If...

...you find yourself getting notarized affidavits together for you bartender, because you know him well enough to testify in court that he wasn't in a sham marriage just to get a green card.

...and you've met most of his family from Ireland...
...and his former wife was setting you up with her friends...
...and he's now dating your ex-girlfriend...
...and you're actually happy for them...!!!