Still Homeless in 5 Days, No Furniture Now In 2

When you can't see how things could possibly get worse, that just means that things are about to go wrong beyond your wildest imagination.

UPDATE: So I thought things would be looking up when I got my laptop back today. Of course not. Turns out, Best Buy just looked at it for over a month and didn't do a damn thing, aside from attempting to charge me $108 for the privilege of giving me false hope.