Sunday, February 04, 2007

Maybe this is me...

So I had an idea for a post way, way back when I was starting this what-passes-for-a-blog, about me reviewing all the interenet personals sites I was on. Unfortunately, since then they've all gotten to the point where they pretty much suck. Except my new one is OKCupid, and I haven't had time enough to play with it and develop an opinion. Except that it is supposed, totally FREE. We may have that post yet.

Anyway, I got this as I was updating my profile there's the funny thing, though: I really dig the slow dancer chick. Maybe opposites do attract?

The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)

Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely
Your exact opposite:
The Slow Dancer

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."

AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: mglenn13