Sunday, February 19, 2006

My stripper song...

Your Stripper Song Is

I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself"

A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper!

Brokeback Star Wars

We always did think C-3PO was a bit fruity...


What I left unsaid

Girl to Rev. Lick: "Well, it really sucks that we're calling things off just before Valentine's Day..."

To which I did NOT reply, but thought: "Well, it's not like you were getting anything anyway."

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Almost like Numa Numa...

Disturbing musical similarity to the O-Zone "Dragosta din tei" song, but with imams...

Muslim Rave Party Sensation.

Note: not nearly (in the same galaxy) as good as the Bush/Blair Gay Bar song.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

You Might Be A Regular If... find yourself getting notarized affidavits together for you bartender, because you know him well enough to testify in court that he wasn't in a sham marriage just to get a green card.

...and you've met most of his family from Ireland...
...and his former wife was setting you up with her friends...
...and he's now dating your ex-girlfriend...
...and you're actually happy for them...!!!